Eat Your Pants

• Megan • 15 • I'm probably sleeping •



Ask me things in pig Latin.   
Reblogged from gaylucifer-deactivated20131001

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

(via thatyoutubelover)

Reblogged from 4gifs
marthemacabre:


heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs, via thatyoutubelover)

Reblogged from buttwyattarchive-deactivated201

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

(via thatyoutubelover)

Reblogged from surimistick

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

(via zackisontumblr)

Reblogged from videohall

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

(via shouldnt)

Reblogged from captainstormwind

officialwhitemom:

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

this annoys the hell outta me

(Source: captainstormwind)

Reblogged from deerstagram

deerstagram:

Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth

(via parkingstrange)

Reblogged from kushdrinker-deactivated20140817

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via shouldnt)

Reblogged from pattinson-mcguinness

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness, via hate)

Reblogged from missmarvelarchives

ofhousehoechlin:

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

#well good thing you’re the Winter Soldier   #because that’s one hell of a burn (via paradisdesbilles)

(Source: missmarvelarchives, via sawsbuckcoffee)